Pure Bliss - A Hilarious Parody Book About Pregnancy, Early Parenting, and Total Chaos/Bliss: A Picture Book For Those Navigating The Messy, Exhausting Stages of Pre and Post Early Parenting

Pure Bliss: A Hilarious Parody of Parenting Chaos from Pregnancy to Toddlers

For fans of funny parenting books, honest motherhood memoirs, and anyone wondering if bedtime will ever end.

We love our kids more than life itself…
But let’s be honest—this sh*t is HARD.

If you've ever hidden in the pantry to eat a snack in peace, Googled “is it normal to hate playing pretend?”, or fantasized about escaping to an Airbnb with blackout curtains and zero snack negotiations… this book is for you.

Pure Bliss is a brutally honest, laugh-out-loud funny, and relatably ridiculous parody of the parenting journey—from pregnancy quirks and postpartum chaos to toddler meltdowns in the middle of Target. Whether you're a new parent, a veteran, or just survived a blowout diaper in a public restroom, you'll see yourself in these pages.

This book is perfect for:

• Exhausted moms and dads who need a laugh (or a cry-laugh)
• Parents navigating pregnancy, babyhood, and the toddler trenches
• Baby shower gift givers who want something unique and hilarious
• Fans of satirical parenting books like Go the F**k to Sleep or Toddlers Are A**holes
• Anyone who needs a reminder that loving your kid and losing your mind can go hand-in-hand

What’s inside:

• Witty, rhyming commentary on every wild parenting stage
• Beautiful, full-colour illustrations that exaggerate the mayhem we all recognize
• Validation that you’re not a bad parent—you’re just a real one
• A funny, comforting love letter to chaos (and to the ones who cause it)

A note on the age range:

This is a gift book for adults, not a children’s book! While it does not contain any questionable or inappropriate words per se, it is generally intended to be a humorous and entertaining portrayal of the parenting experience for parents; especially new parents of babies, toddlers, and preschoolers (ages 0–5).

Perfect for:

• Mother’s Day, baby showers, birthdays, or just-because gifts
• Parents who love humour, sarcasm, and brutal parenting truth
• Tired moms looking for a laugh between tantrums and teething

If parenting feels like a never-ending game of “what’s that smell?”…
Welcome to the club.

Where we laugh through the mess,
Dance through the tantrums,
And call it all… Pure Bliss.